Saturday, December 16, 2006

model call...


Archangel Michaels MODEL Search....




if you are FEMALE and would like to model for him CALL HIM!
also available : body guard service. the archangel space force. the cosmic reserve bank. michaels custom shop. the comedy room. and the the heavenly art agency...

Friday, December 15, 2006

jokes n' stuff

This guy is one BADASS mother f*cker... with a very healthy sense of humor... check out "jokes n' stuff"

Enter and BEWARE

Thursday, December 07, 2006

disturBING

this family is awful... check out jason's page where he tells the story of his own birth and there is even a picture of his placenta... what?


welcome to bing world

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

the style section



i think i know what i'm getting grandpa for christmas...

fo' rizzle

Monday, December 04, 2006

nerd alert!

somebody deserves a swirly...
wii fan

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

overheard #2

a group of nerds behind me on the train:

"200 points of magic? That would truly be a day of sorcery!"



look buddy, no matter how many magical points you get ... you will never be able to conjure yourself a girlfriend.

Monday, November 27, 2006

well met

saturday after a night of partying at sway for a friends birthday, i decided to head the the metropolitan museum of art. or heaven as i like to call it. surprisingly enough, the most magical place in new york wasn't as insanely crowded as i though it would be thanksgiving weekend. i spent most of my time saturday in the european paintings and the american wing. surat, goya, vermeer, valazquez, rembrandt, sargent, courbet.. and on and on. beautiful and overwhelming, the met is a truly singular place. there is so much to see that it sometimes makes me a bit anxious. i want to see it all. so i usually start at one of my favorite paintings, joan of arc by jules bastian-lepage. she is beautiful and i love her. my heart flutters as i walk past the rodin's and approach... eye on the prize. after paying homage i wander. flowing until something catches my eye.
the most miraculous moments for me are when you turn a corner or walk down the stairs and for a second there are no people and only silence. you are alone with all these great and ancient works. it is truly spectacular. almost spiritual.