rational thought

i'm on the phone with my grandmother the otherday and she starts talking about john edwards... not the politician... the psychic... she loves supernatural stuff... so she says that she "doesnt believe that he can commune with the dead."
"ok grandma... well how do you think he knows all that stuff? do you think its just editing or something?"

so she says (this is the best)

"I don't know, maybe he can read minds"


ooookay so grandma doesn't believe that edwards can talk to the dead but she does believe he can read minds...

go figure

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jokes n' stuff

This guy is one BADASS mother f*cker... with a very healthy sense of humor... check out "jokes n' stuff"

Enter and BEWARE

disturBING

this family is awful... check out jason's page where he tells the story of his own birth and there is even a picture of his placenta... what?


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the style section

i think i know what i'm getting grandpa for christmas...

fo' rizzle

pimp cups

nerd alert!

somebody deserves a swirly...
wii fan

overheard #2

a group of nerds behind me on the train:

"200 points of magic? That would truly be a day of sorcery!"



look buddy, no matter how many magical points you get ... you will never be able to conjure yourself a girlfriend.